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NASA wrote Funny Images a new ultra modern and expensive area probe to Mars once again. The objective of the space probe was to search for water availability on the Red Planet, despite exactly how microscopic it may be. Sadly at the moment of touchdown, the call with the space probe was shed. During the subsequent analysis of the pictures it was found out that the area probe had actually fallen under a significant puddle. The mud had destroyed the complex and also delicate electronic devices of the apparatus. A NASA representative stated that although they had actually lost an area probe worth $ 2 billions, they were pleased because they had actually unconditionally proved that there was water on Mars.

After many years of efforts, the researchers lastly have actually checked out the engraving on the column in Abu Simbel temple in Egypt. For several years the chroniclers had been wishing this engraving to offer them really beneficial information about the unknown dark century when the New Kingdom transformed the Old Kingdom. Literal translation of the engraving reads, "O-o-oh Hemyanu! When will certainly you give me back my 3 sacks of wheat, you moron! Fifty percent the town copulates your better half. The various other fifty percent do not rest, because they are ladies and also kids. As well as I have actually rested, too. Do you not believe me? Your partner has a huge mole on his left hip. Do you believe me currently? Offer me my wheat, squit!"

After reviewing the inscription, two archaeologists, devoted entire their lives to that, have actually dedicated suicide.

Silvester Stallone started shooting his brand-new film - Rocky No. 16. The movie will tell about currently aged Rocky beating to death old Dolph Lundgren with a strolling stick.