A bunch of random jokes

1) Did you know Coca Cola was originally green?

2) There are more people named Mohammad than any other name on Earth.

3) The name of each continent on Earth begins and ends with the same letter. America, Antarctica, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia|

4) Can you guess what the strongest muscle in your body is? Nope, not your delts, and not your biceps. It's your tongue!

5) Credit Cards: In the United States, were you aware that each and every person has at least two credit cards?

6) An Antique Machine: The word for an old machine that was once used for writing letters and other documents is the largest word that one can make if they click only on a single row of their computer's keyboard: typewriter!

7) Women blink around twice as often as men do. What does that mean? You tell me...

8) If you're planning on killing yourself, you can't do it by holding your breath. Your body will just take over and force you to pass out.

9) Have you ever tried licking your elbow? You can't do it, no matter how hard you try

10) Sneezing supposedly stops your heart from beating for a brief moment. This is why people say "Bless you" or "gesundheit" after you sneeze, but if you burp, the excuse is on you

11) Pigs can't look at the sky. They just can't do it. Kind of a bummer...

12) Think you're the master of tongue twisters? Try this one on for size: sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick. It's the hardest one in English!

13) If you sneeze too hard, you can actually break a rib! But if you hold back a sneeze, you can break one of the blood vessels in your neck or head, and die as a result. Who knew sneezing was so dangerous?

14) The kings in a deck of cards aren't just random doodles. They actually each stand for a different king. Hearts represends Charlemagne, Frankish king during the 6th and 7th centuries AD, Clubs for the legendary Macedonian conqueror Alexander the Great, Spades for the mythical King David of Israel, and Diamonds for the mighty Roman leader Julius Caesar

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16) And last, but not least: at least at some point during this article, you tried licking your elbow!

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